Monthly Archives: August 2013

Advice on Living by the Divine Willy

“Action is eloquence.”

–William Shakespeare

Grand Canyon

should have

and could have
lies a Grand Canyon

full of didn’t.

–Burl Whitman

Making Sense

Buying stocks on margin
or distilling oil from tar sands

must make sense
when you are doing it,

like building golf courses in the desert
and mining ground water to keep them green.

The places in Ethiopia
where some of our earliest ancestors lived
are now an uninhabitable moonscape.

No one knows for sure why.
But whatever it was
I bet it made sense at the time.

–Burl Whitman

We Ain’t Going Back

From the commemoration today of the 1963 march on Washington and Dr. King’s "I Have a Dream" speech:

“We ain’t going back. We ain’t going back. We’ve come too far, marched too long, prayed too hard, wept too bitterly, bled too profusely and died too young to let anybody turn back the clock on our journey to justice.”

–Dr. Joseph Lowery, American civil rights leader, Methodist minister, lead the Selma to Montgomery march at the request of Martin Luther King.

Only in Portland #38 – Chicken Rescue


Only In Portland #37

A guy riding a beautiful vintage two-tone Vespa. He has a courier bag around his shoulders covered with what look like boy scout merit badges.

The back of his scooter helmet has a bumper sticker that says “Ask me about anal fisting!”

Prozac and Bad Broncos at the Rodeo in Cody Wyoming

Pills can help after a bad run
in the bucking chutes–

sometimes bad luck
just doesn’t respect good looks.

But get up quick.

A happy sack
around your brain

won’t get you
to Jesus

any more than
a blow up doll

will get you lucky,

–Burl Whitman