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Why is the tumor so dark in the pictures?
How long has it been there?
How big is it?
Does it have cousins?
What does it want?
Can I reason with it?
Why does it have the best real estate?
I have dinner plans on Thursday.
I don’t have time for this.

Response: “blah blah blah.”

This was not on the itinerary.
It is just unacceptable.
If my excursion is cut short,
I want to be compensated for the loss.

And I want at least ten extra column inches in the newspaper —
Above the fold.