All of you luchadores
wrestling in your silvery masks
can lean on a post and take note:
matches are cancelled until further notice.
Hearings will begin Monday
on the differences observed
in cabrones who care
and cabrones who don’t give a shit
and no one is exempt.
I shouldn’t have to say this–
your character is more than your mask.
Cortez was a God to the Aztecs
and he had no mask.
The mighty Cassandro
is Farrah Fawcett’s ugly demon sister who can kick your ass
and he does it with only make-up.
Anyone bringing anything less to the ring
is a chingalosa.
This is lucha libre, not teletubbies.