What to Tell the Literalist Aliens When They Arrive

We hang paintings to punish them.

Missing someone means we won’t next time.

Dry humor and wet humor cancel each other out.

We sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at ball games to remind ourselves why we went to a ball game.

If something is sent from heaven it means we like it because the return shipping is very expensive.

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