Ah, Paris! Craig Brandis (aka Burl Whitman) 17 years ago Ah, Paris! Sitting under the maple trees In the gardens of the Tuileries, A bird shat on my hand. And when I did not move, Again on my jacket. In Paris, even the birds do not suffer fools gladly. Share this: Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook